Experiencing Technical Difficulties (resonant) wrote,
Experiencing Technical Difficulties
resonant

You deserve to be happy and healthy

If you're on my friends list, you're important to me. I want you to be safe, healthy, happy, and enjoy life as much as physically possible. If there's any way that I can help alleviate some of life's annoyances and pains, please just comment below. If applicable, post an address that I can send stuff to (doesn't have to be yours, your post office may accept it for you - ref. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Poste_restante ), tell me what you need, and a package will be on its way.

Comments are screened for your privacy.

This offer is valid year-round, not just whenever I post about it.

Spouses, children, other relatives, close friends, and anyone else you care about are also included in this offer. If they're important to you, they're important to me.

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EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS ENTITLED TO:


FREE BASIC FOOD STAPLES

FREE MEDICAL EXAMINATIONS

FREE INFLUENZA VACCINATIONS

FREE EYE EXAMS AND EYEGLASSES

FREE MtF and FtM SRS SUPPLIES

FREE DRINKING WATER DISTILLATION EQUIPMENT*

FREE CANADIAN IMMIGRATION LEGAL FEES**

FREE MENSTRUAL CUPS***

FREE CONDOMS, LUBE, AND DENTAL DAMS****

* If necessary for your health (i.e. allergies, chemical sensitivity)
** Must be eligible for Canadian citizenship or Canadian residency, or must be a United Nations Convention Refugee eligible for asylum in Canada.
***If you are cis-female, FtM trans, or otherwise ooze blood or other fluids from one or more orifices on a regular basis
****A dental dam is something lesbian and bi chicks use for something. It's a girl-on-girl safe sex thing. Also eligible for whoever else knows what to do with them.
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