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Standing to pee: what's the appropriate number of shakes?

Poll #1907176 Shake it like a milkshake

A friend of mine is planning on going camping. He's traditionally sat down to pee, but when camping, he'll have to get used to standing out in the open to pee. But he's concerned about residual droplets if he's not in a bathroom with paper for wiping. I told him to just shake it a half-dozen times, but he thought that would seem like he was playing with it. So, a poll: what's considered the normal number of times for a guy to shake his weiner after peeing?

No times
1(4.3%)
Once
0(0.0%)
Twice
1(4.3%)
Three times
5(21.7%)
Four times
0(0.0%)
Five times
0(0.0%)
Six times
1(4.3%)
Seven times
0(0.0%)
Eight times
0(0.0%)
Nine times
0(0.0%)
Ten or more times
0(0.0%)
As long as it takes until it is droplet-free
12(52.2%)
I have people to do that for me
1(4.3%)
Other (see comments)
2(8.7%)
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