Experiencing Technical Difficulties (resonant) wrote,
Experiencing Technical Difficulties
resonant

WTF?

I am sitting in my lawn chair out on the lawn of my apartment building, trying to soak in the last rays of sunshine before winter hits.

A neighbor came by walking her dog, and said, "Where is your penis?"

I indicated that I had no idea what she meant.

She said, louder, "WHERE IS YOUR PENIS?", and gestured with her hands as if she was holding something very small.

Me: "..."

She then mimed removing the shell from a peanut, and eating it.

During the summer, I had snacked on peanuts while sitting on the lawn. I patted my stomach to indicate that they were now part of my fat tummy.

Maybe it's time to get my hearing checked.
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