Experiencing Technical Difficulties (resonant) wrote,
Experiencing Technical Difficulties
resonant

You deserve to be happy and healthy

If you're on my friends list, you're important to me. I want you to be safe, healthy, happy, and enjoy life as much as physically possible. If there's any way that I can help alleviate some of life's annoyances and pains, please just comment below. Post an address that I can send stuff to (doesn't have to be yours, your post office may accept it for you - ref. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Poste_restante ), tell me what you need, and a package will be on its way.



  • Comments are screened for your privacy.

  • This offer is valid year-round, not just whenever I post about it.

  • Spouses, children, other relatives, close friends, and anyone else you care about are also included in this offer. If they're important to you, they're important to me.

  • If you need something not on the list, feel free to ask. But please don't get mad if I can't provide it.**





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EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS ENTITLED TO:



  • FREE Eye Examinations

  • FREE Prescription Eyeglasses

  • FREE Transportation from a dangerous place to a safer location (evacuating from a storm or hostile home environment)

  • FREE Nutritious Food Supplies

  • FREE Drinking Water purification equipment*

  • FREE Influenza Vaccinations

  • FREE MtF and FtM SRS supplies

  • FREE Menstrual Cups***

  • FREE Condoms, Lube, and Dental Dams****

  • FREE carbon monoxide detectors and smoke detectors for your home.*****






* If necessary for your health (i.e. allergies, chemical sensitivity) or if local water supplies are not potable
***If you are cis-female, FtM trans, or otherwise need one
****A dental dam is a lesbian safe-sex thing. Also eligible for whoever else knows what to do with them.
**This post does not obligate me to automatically provide unlimited funds to your religious or political group.
*****These saved the lives of my friends Leo and its_raining_jen!
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