- Comments are screened for your privacy.
- This offer is valid year-round, not just whenever I post about it.
- Spouses, children, other relatives, close friends, and anyone else you care about are also included in this offer. If they're important to you, they're important to me.
- If you need something not on the list, feel free to ask. But please don't get mad if I can't provide it.**
EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS ENTITLED TO:
- FREE Eye Examinations
- FREE Prescription Eyeglasses
- FREE Transportation from a dangerous place to a safer location (evacuating from a storm or hostile home environment)
- FREE Nutritious Food Supplies
- FREE Drinking Water purification equipment*
- FREE Influenza Vaccinations
- FREE MtF and FtM SRS supplies
- FREE Menstrual Cups***
- FREE Condoms, Lube, and Dental Dams****
- FREE carbon monoxide detectors and smoke detectors for your home.*****
* If necessary for your health (i.e. allergies, chemical sensitivity) or if local water supplies are not potable
***If you are cis-female, FtM trans, or otherwise need one
****A dental dam is a lesbian safe-sex thing. Also eligible for whoever else knows what to do with them.
**This post does not obligate me to automatically provide unlimited funds to your religious or political group.
*****These saved the lives of my friends Leo and its_raining_jen!