Experiencing Technical Difficulties (resonant) wrote,
Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Horray! Elderberry jelly!

I got home, and found a huge parcel at my door. Inside was a huge mass of plastic grocery bags! There's a fortune's worth in there! I now have bags to line my city-supplied composting bin, and my non-recyclable waste bin! Hooray!


Nestled carefully in the plastic bags, wrapped in bubblewrap, and securely mummified in newspapers, I found two jars of incredibly flavourful elderberry jam! This is made from fruit poached from trees deep in the forests on top of desolate Californian mountains, then squished and concentrated by hillbillie in a secret ceremony.

*tastes it repeatedly while sipping tea*
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