A neighbor came by walking her dog, and said, "Where is your penis?"
I indicated that I had no idea what she meant.
She said, louder, "WHERE IS YOUR PENIS?", and gestured with her hands as if she was holding something very small.
She then mimed removing the shell from a peanut, and eating it.
During the summer, I had snacked on peanuts while sitting on the lawn. I patted my stomach to indicate that they were now part of my fat tummy.
Maybe it's time to get my hearing checked.