"So, Sandy used to be a girl, and now he is a boy, and you are now both two gay homosexual men lovers?"
Ummm .. essentially. Except he's not interested in me that way any more.
"But you are so foolish to not use contraception just because he is a boy now."
She started caressing my stomach.
"Look at this big fat tummy on you. Your man went and got you pregnant. How many months along you are now?"
"Oooh, I felt it kick! What are you going to name it?"